Posted by
Scribbler on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 8:03:18 AM
*Scene: A male servant is on the phone. In the background, Nancy Pelosi is squatting on a rug in the yogi position, channeling. There are incense candles burning, a ouija board is on the table, and behind her there are three ghostly figures. They are labeled Lenin, Timothy O' Leary, and Dr. Kinsey.
Servant: "She can't come to the phone. She's working on her 'We are ready to govern' speech."
*Scene: It's Teddy Kennedy's mansion. We are outside and can see through a window lots of fat, balding men celebrating. There are dancing girls, party hats, and balloons. At the door, John Kerry is waiting. He holds three bottles of wine. Teresa is at his side with three bottles of ketchup.
Servant: "Hopefully, you'll be invited in...sometime...perhaps, in January 2008."
Scene: Inside a hospital where a doctor stands between two beds. A nurse looks on. In one bed is a lady and in the other, a donkey. The donkey is labeled "Democratic Party" and the lady has the name "Riva" written on her pillow in flowery letters.
Nurse: I got a heartbeat out of Riva on Monday and Tuesday was a good day for the donkey."
Note: Riva is a longtime ( about 100 years ) "soap" character on "Guiding Light" and is close to death.